farting for boys

Three Guff Fart

2012-02-09T01:05:00.000-08:00

Nice.

Double Flame Fireball

2012-02-02T02:41:00.000-08:00

Farting out fire is the ultimate farter dream... no, the ultimate male dream. This one gets a nice double flame out of his.

Young Boy, Big Fart

2012-01-25T02:15:00.000-08:00

Dynamite often comes in a little package.

How to Fart on Command

2012-01-19T16:44:00.000-08:00

Being able to fart on command is a talent some are just born with. Learning how to do it takes time and skill, and sometimes these tips and tricks don't work for everyone, but this kid shows you the most tried and tested method. For some guys, this allows them to rip huge farts, and then for others, they struggle even just to get out a tiny guff. That's just how it is, although you can get better with practice.

Blow Outs and Blasts

2012-01-17T02:09:00.000-08:00

Gargantuan blow-outs one after another, German style, wet, and on command. Nothing is better.

Durabrand's Farts

2012-01-03T01:32:00.001-08:00

Remember Durabrand? What better way to start off a new year than with a talent like this. Always surprised by how big and loud his farts were, he eventually got bored of his talent and disappeared. Still, it's good to have a reminder of what a real, manly fart sounds like.

Holiday Burp 3

2011-12-25T00:00:00.000-08:00

It's that time of year again... time for the 3rd annual "Holiday Burp"... this time, a master of suspense is on deck. He makes you wait for it, and then delivers the whole package.

It's just another way of saying "happy holidays."

Butt Burp

2011-12-23T19:09:00.000-08:00

Amazing Floor Farts

2011-12-05T03:01:00.001-08:00

Fart porn, he says? No way.

Powder Puffs

2011-12-03T23:01:00.001-08:00

The boyish version.

Little Bro's Revenge

2011-11-08T02:49:00.000-08:00

While it looks like this big bro about to use his kid brother as his own personal fart rag (which is what little brothers are for), it's actually the little bro who rips this guff. Right in the face too!

Perfect timing? check. Loud? check. In the face? check. Toxic smell? check.

Sidewalk Rips

2011-11-02T02:30:00.000-07:00

"Let's get a nice inside view..."

Blurrrp!

2011-10-26T01:52:00.000-07:00

This kid's blowout fart sounds so epically "deflating" it makes you feel better just hearing it. This is what a lot of gas sounds like when it comes out in one big "oh-ah!" push.

Farting Party

2011-10-11T01:39:00.000-07:00

When boys get together, this is what happens. Check out his leaping and flapping tricks. Anyone else wanna get in the line of fire?

Chokes on the Gas

2011-09-30T01:54:00.000-07:00

Finally took down the dead video links, and had to disable linkwithin because half of those went to dead links anyways. New fart vids keep being made, so that's a plus. I dedicate this kid's perfect face fart to all the farts we have lost in this struggle...

This kid gets it so bad in the face, he chokes on breathing in all that gas!

Phpfprp! "Ah..."

2011-09-19T00:35:00.000-07:00

A grunt, a fart, a sigh of relief. Another bedroom fart is cut.

Fart in a Bottle

2011-09-02T21:46:00.000-07:00

Sometimes I think guys do things besides pass gas, but then I see more vids like this.

Best Flaming Fart

2011-08-09T02:04:00.000-07:00

Fake or not, you be the judge. I've seen a lot of real flames and a lot of fake flames, and everything about this looks and sounds real to me. This is the best fart on fire I've seen. Even if the fire was somehow made (no idea how), that fart was definitely all real, and LOUD.

Sitting Farts in Jeans

2011-07-09T23:22:00.000-07:00

This kid blows out 8 tonal clappers and loud sitting farts. Great sounds. He even "hurt his butt" making one.

4th of July Farts

2011-07-04T00:13:00.000-07:00

Taking the advice of his friends to "suck it up," he lays out some of what he describes as "fireworks" on the 4th of July. Funniest of all is when he sucks in and goes, "It's like I'm having birth!" And his friend goes, "have birth already!" "I think it's a boy..."

Fart Throb

2011-06-05T22:45:00.001-07:00

Self-called "Fart Throb" is already the coolest guy at the study group.

Fart on Little Bro

2011-05-27T19:13:00.000-07:00

This is what little brothers are for, getting farted on.

Smonster's Fart

2011-05-16T22:59:00.000-07:00

Smonster has done about 20 or so farts on youtube, and they're very all nice and loud, but the videos are very short... I smell a compilation coming soon, and it'll probably smell like whatever this one did.

"And that's my fart." Thanks!

More Farting Stunts

2011-04-29T03:03:00.000-07:00

Boys are making ever more elaborate fart videos. Back in the day, they might just record a fart on a whim, but now, it's like they're making compilations, they're doing stunts, they're breaking records... here we see a perfect example. This kid does a literal fart decathlon, the farts are real, the gas is flowing, and that's a good thing. Some farts are better than others, but at least its all real and all well timed.

Bravo boys, keep farting!

Fart Spits

2011-04-29T02:52:00.000-07:00

This kid keeps these little spits of farts coming, and coming. Short and some are loud, like shotgun farts.

fart episode 13

2011-02-22T01:03:00.000-08:00

There are more boy farters on youtube than this site can even keep up with. It's a growing trend since this blog has been around, Attack of the Show even did a thing on it. Coincidence? Who knows. Whatever it is, keep it gassing!

Here's one from a kid who likes to show off a fart now and then. He's got like, 16 of them on his channel. Kind of wet, I think.

Holiday Burp 2

2010-12-24T03:52:00.000-08:00

It's our second annual holiday burp (something a little different), and who better to sign off on another year than the holiday burp kid from last year who's at it once again! For some reason the kid can't seem to fart (and desperately wishes he could), but his burping skills are out of sight! This is a boy's way of saying, merry xmas!

This one's for you

2010-12-24T02:20:00.000-08:00

'Tis the season for giving.

Little bro gets it!

2010-12-20T02:23:00.000-08:00

Like he said, can you not say "headshot?" Right in his face.

Smelly Dreams

2010-12-09T22:54:00.000-08:00

Sleeping on the floor is just asking for it.

Farting Illustrated: The Mirror Fart

2010-12-03T21:22:00.000-08:00

When you look at yourself in a mirror as you fart and think it's really someone else.

Moist Turkey Day Fart

2010-11-25T16:56:00.000-08:00

Let's see what this boy's cooking up...

Hardwood Sit

2010-11-18T18:08:00.000-08:00

Don't all farts just sound better on hard wood?

Never Ending Farts

2010-11-03T23:01:00.000-07:00

Somewhere out there, this kid is still farting, and loudly.

Once Again, Brothers...

2010-10-22T01:21:00.000-07:00

All the stereotypes about brothers are true.

Farting On Brother

2010-10-08T00:17:00.000-07:00

With face farting pulling ahead in the poll, I declare October "beef stew" month, because a fart just isn't as fun as it would be if it was in your little brother's face.

This one has finally resurfaced. He pops a nice fart at his (twin?) brother on the computer. No matter how similar twin boys may look, you can always tell them apart when one cuts a stinker.

Is he Breathing?

2010-10-01T21:05:00.000-07:00

One of the first fart videos on youtube.

Farting Illustrated: The On-Hold Fart

2010-09-24T19:01:00.000-07:00

When everything has to be put on hold until that stubborn, painful fart finally cuts out.

Troy has Gas

2010-09-16T19:33:00.000-07:00

"ugh! The room's starting to stink!"

2010-08-28T01:25:00.000-07:00

Loud, very loud, burbling, raspy, wet farts...at will. Don't be discouraged by sis who starts this off, the real star here is all male.

Farting Illustrated: The Pre-Fart Glare

2010-08-09T23:56:00.000-07:00

When you stare at someone in a way that can only be interpreted as you about to fart. Usually used as a 1-second warning.

Suck Fart

2010-08-02T00:19:00.000-07:00

Man that thing was loud.

A New World Record

2010-07-18T22:15:00.000-07:00

The results of the poll are in. We'll still post burp videos from time to time, but in the meantime, you wanted farts, here's 125 of them, in a row.

"The farting world record was 122 consecutive farts. but the fart king came back to break the record, and set it at an astounding 125 farts. He was so tired afterwards he was sweating, my father thought he was giving birth. Word to your mother, this video is legit."

Two Huge Rips Out and Up

2010-06-29T00:08:00.000-07:00

Rips so mean you'd think they'd tear his jeans. We got a real pro right there.

Fart in slow mo

2010-06-23T12:48:00.000-07:00

Excellent slowmo fart to the face. And yes, as they point out, it was real.

Party Farting

2010-06-17T09:21:00.000-07:00

No party should be without live entertainment.

Nice Grinders

2010-06-04T22:07:00.000-07:00

We were looking for a quality fart video, and boy did we find a whopper. This kid is a machine.

Farting Illustrated: The Soorsage Fart

2010-05-15T22:31:00.000-07:00

When sausage makes you fart, big time.

Life with Bro (A True Story)

2010-05-04T15:40:00.000-07:00

Big bro likes to pick on little bro by farting on him, but how long will little bro put up with the onslaught? Based on a true story. The first "movie" on FFB, told through the videos of Reffinstubb.

Fart gets Hot

2010-04-23T15:50:00.000-07:00

Kid goes "Fpoof!"

Fart in Jeans

2010-04-07T15:55:00.000-07:00

This kid farts...a lot. This is one of his best creations. He always begins with a signature "Look at this!"

Here it Comes...

2010-04-02T15:46:00.000-07:00

Very nice sound to this one.

Fart Up Close

2010-03-25T18:11:00.000-07:00

And a little too personal.

Stay Back-- It's Growling

2010-03-17T15:28:00.000-07:00

This fart goes on for at least ten seconds, very stop-and-go and growling all the way--perhaps a warning not to draw too close. There's no getting around its power...

Here's Talent

2010-03-11T16:56:00.000-08:00

Djjesdenseje is back and better than ever with a few mighty rippling farts. He assumes a good position for farting (because he's like pro at this), bent over on his hands and knees, head down, and of course, legs spread wide. As usual, he also gives us a great view of the action. He uses a little lean to force out the first one, which just turns out to be a mild crack, followed closely by a low pitch raspy blow out that only foretells what's coming.

He gives us a quick nod to ensure us he's still packing a full tank and shifts position to more of a half-summersult to push out another (somewhat weaker) raspy little number. But he's not finished yet. He crouches back down, farts another signature raspy guff, and then begins to get up before discovering yet *another* gas pocket just waiting to be let out, and it's a whopper, less raspy, more of a low pitched clap that was prabably the most satisfying of the series. He tries at the last bit of gas, but it turns out to be just a silent one and then calls it quits.

Next time, tell us (even if just a caption) how much it stunk. Always fun to know. Once again, great work, great show.

Eggy Boy likes Fart Sounds

2010-02-21T20:44:00.000-08:00

This is probably fake, but the facial expressions alone are the stuff any boy-fart fan's dreams are made of! If 50% of what makes farts so funny is posture and style, this kid gets an A without even actually farting! Only boys can pull a stunt like that.

It'd be nice to add some more realistic fart sound effects to match with this kid's hillarious bent-over gas-attack face. Check back!

Wrestle Fart

2010-02-11T14:51:00.000-08:00

White T-shirt kid gets pwnd when the other kid he's fighting blows out a huge fart right on his back. This thing was a beast. It takes a while to get to, (fart is at 1:56 in the video), but this one brought an end to this fight. Everyone knows it's all fun and games until somebody farts, because whoever did is automatically the winner.

Farting on Bro

2010-02-04T14:40:00.000-08:00

Good set up, good execution, but he ran away too fast. Everybody knows you're supposed to linger over little bro's face and force him to smell it.

11 Farts

2010-01-22T23:03:00.000-08:00

Yeah, they're fake...but this is a must see! Three different boys do nothing but rip farts, showing off eleven different types, and along the way even get themselves into some nasty predicaments from the effects.

Boys are idiots, and there's your proof!

"Hehe" Red Farts

2010-01-20T16:44:00.000-08:00

Let's see what Red here is cooking up. Got to love the added chuckles.

Growler Fart

2010-01-20T16:36:00.000-08:00

With a new year come new boys itching to broadcast their farts on the internet. This means not even their little growlers like this will go unnoticed... all is right with the world.

A Fart Double Feature

2010-01-11T10:32:00.000-08:00

A grinder two-fer, the first being subtler and deeper and the second being more raspy, both with just a touch of squeeze. Not bad effort.

Cute Fart

2010-01-08T17:29:00.000-08:00

A fart too cute to not stink.

Burp and Fart at the Same Time

2010-01-02T17:25:00.000-08:00

This is a rare event, a burp and fart at the same time captured on camera, and you can hear both (turn it up).

(btw, 44 burps by my count)

Best of '09

2009-12-28T02:38:00.000-08:00

Here's a look back on the best videos of the year (that still are around), judged based on the quality of the fart.

Longest, Loudest, Smelliest Farts:

Long and loud
Very nasty scratch followed by a chainsaw-like blow out.

Long Fart
Very long growler, probably the longest of the year.

Fart Bomb
This one was a pure bunker buster.

Chunks in it
This one also wins an award for one of the grossest of the year.

Overall Grossest Farts:

Blondie Boy Gets Wet
This one was ugly from the start.

Something a Little Scary
Definitely, positively, the winner of this category...sheer eww.

Best On-Demand Farts:

Farts on Demand
This kid can really get them out.

Best Beef-Stews:

Boys Never Miss a Chance
This one documented the affects of absorbing too many farts to the face.

Little Bro Takes a Stand
No more farting on this kid, he's had it.

Best fart lightings:

Another One Lights a Fart
This was a loud fart with quite a nice flame.

Fart Lighting
He was saving up for it all day. Without a doubt, the winner.

A Little Push

2009-12-28T02:25:00.000-08:00

Zakk's Fart

2009-12-26T01:21:00.000-08:00

This one is crying out to be reviewed, and since it's been a while, let's review it. This kid really rips this one, long and effortlessly. It lasts about seven seconds, and it basically just creaks like a creaking door for the entire length of it, wavering here and there along the way before grinding down to its quiet finish. What could have caused such a beast? Then there's a moment during the fart where we zoom in real close, but no damages appears to have been done back there. We don't have a clue what that could have smelled like, but there's no way that didn't have a smell!

That's a little something we call Loud and Proud.

Holiday Burp

2009-12-19T20:14:00.000-08:00

Figured this would nice for the holidays. This boy causes a blip on the Richter scale, but manages to spread a little Christmas cheer the only way a boy can.

Someone must have gotten him a case of Mountain Dew for Christmas, extra carbonation!

Little Bro Gets Farted On

2009-12-10T19:26:00.000-08:00

A little one, but at least it woke him up.

New Design and Fart Kid

2009-12-02T15:00:00.000-08:00

Dig the new site layout, also dig the new features! Now under each post you can rate the fart vids posted on the site: "bad" for the farts that just plain suck, the misfires and duds, "decent" for the farts that aren't anything special but at least got some gusto, "good" for the hilarious farts that maybe just miss the mark but are well executed, and "awesome!" for the farts that really are works of art and just can't be beat, the kind of farts that just make you tip your head and say "awesome..."

And now, Fart Kid:

Luke Farts on Purpose

2009-11-30T19:19:00.000-08:00

This one takes a while to get going, because he shows how you get down on all fours, head to the floor, to suck in. Then he pushes out some great sounding rips.

Multi-part Fart

2009-11-28T06:35:00.000-08:00

This kid throws himself down on the bed and has to lift a leg to get it out. A gift that keeps on giving.

Kiss my Pants!

2009-11-26T16:59:00.000-08:00

Here's an oldie but a goody. Perfect pitch. Perfect timing! Perp!

Fart Prank Call

2009-11-22T15:16:00.000-08:00

Ah, the first farting prank video. Here's a funny farting prank you can do at home!

Nice fire ball

2009-11-20T17:42:00.000-08:00

That's some close up awesomeness.

Nick Farts

2009-11-19T14:15:00.000-08:00

A whole new generation of youtube boys take up valuable webspace to make the world a better place...or just rip a few farts...

Congrats to Nick. This kid has a bunch of fart vids now.

Max Records Farting Story

2009-11-07T00:03:00.000-08:00

Max Records, the kid who stars in the film Where the Wild Things Are was on Conan recently and Conan asks him what his favorite story was in making the movie. And guess what it was. He farted on set, in an echo chamber!

Click the pic:
C: What was your favorite story when making the movie?
Max: The one that comes to mind was, we shooting in a big stage sort of like this, where the slightest noise you make echoes very loudly. And it was a super super raw intense scene. And um, I farted! And, it was...these people have very good taste!
C: I imagine that it echoed, did it make it into the film at all?
M: But you haven't heard the best part. It was extraordinarily long and...long and wet!
C: God Max!
M: I Can't help myself... But then, I started laughing, and every time I giggled, another little one came out!

Farting Illustrated: The Upside-Down Fart

2009-11-06T14:33:00.000-08:00

When you release a fart at an altitude higher than your own head... or... when you face fart yourself.

More Beef Stew

2009-10-15T21:36:00.000-07:00

Chunks in that One!

2009-10-10T04:10:00.001-07:00

I can't believe this one hasn't been posted yet. This kid farts like none other. Check out some of his other videos and see for yourself.

Fart Lighting

2009-10-05T19:39:00.000-07:00

It must be genetic. This kid's gas really burns!

Kids, never play with matches...always use a lighter.

How to Burp, Instructional Video

2009-09-16T15:46:00.000-07:00

Another One Lights a Fart

2009-09-13T01:49:00.000-07:00

Cody Farts

2009-08-23T17:10:00.000-07:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0z1yqg8qxQ

Yeah it's fake, but it's also Cole!

Fart in Shorty Shorts

2009-08-14T22:49:00.000-07:00

Bang!...perp...perp

2009-08-08T19:38:00.000-07:00

Maybe should have been called "explosion OUT the ass."

Face Fart on Little Bro

2009-07-30T22:06:00.001-07:00

Sure it's fake, but come on, it's awesome still.

First a Note, and then a Fart

2009-07-26T21:42:00.000-07:00

This place is gonna look a lot slimmer now. The Youtube PC-nazis cleared out a swath of fart vids on youtube (apparently they got something against boy gas) and they all showed up as duds, so a good chunk of the vids on this site had to be trashed. But fear not, there's more coming your way!

Farting Illustrated: The Post-Fart Sniff

2009-07-26T00:05:00.000-07:00

When you know you like the smell of your own farts.

Farts Unleashed

2009-06-07T19:04:00.000-07:00

These boys show off their butts and demonstrate the various types of farts they can make. Keep it up!

Compilation

2009-04-23T17:51:00.000-07:00

These boys make some noise-very close up.

Boys never miss a chance

2009-04-20T20:01:00.000-07:00

Very silly boy ducks down to get a face full of cute kid's fart in all of it's fury. Wonder if too many farts to the face has fried his brain a little bit.

Weak Kid Farts

2009-04-07T17:03:00.000-07:00

This kid farts twice but misfires a bit. After all that work, he's only able to push out a couple of butt burps. But, gets props for experimenting what his farts sound like on hardwood. I guess now we know!

Farting Illustrated: The Post-Fart Pride

2009-03-08T04:11:00.001-07:00

When after delivering a fart louder and smellier than even you knew you were capable of, you have not shame, but a smug satisfaction of pride in what you made.

Face Fart Beef Stew

2009-03-01T18:38:00.000-08:00

Something that never ceases to amaze people is how boys are the only things who will willingly endure a face fart.

Rips on Demand

2009-02-19T18:35:00.000-08:00

A bunch of small farts...

2009-02-06T15:09:00.000-08:00

...from a bunch of boys with nothing else better to do. Keep it up!

Fart Bomb

2009-01-31T22:38:00.000-08:00

This is more than just a fart, it's blow out! A little strain starts it off, and then without warning it goes off really loud! A second later a little perp comes out as well signaling the end. Sometimes with kids dynamite does come in a little package, and it usually comes out the backdoor!

Fight ends in Gas Attack

2009-01-29T14:56:00.000-08:00

These two boys are fighting when one breaks out his secret weapon...right on the other one's face! A real growler fart with such a punch it puts the other kid down, but he's not finished. He farts on the kid a few more times, each time in the face, getting a little bit more out at a time before the other kid is "killed" by the stink.

Wet wins

2009-01-24T14:30:00.000-08:00

The votes are in, and wet/mushy dominated. Here's one that started out pretty solid and then just got gross (which is a really good thing!):

The kid claims this one was started by some teriyaki, his favorite food because it gives him gas.